Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Woman's Rights

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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