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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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