- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

I like hats XD!

american government

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