- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

A guy has cancer. He dies.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

I am a n1gger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Garry Glitters on here

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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