A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Iggy Azalea

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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You.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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whats black? a black man

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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