- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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