Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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