A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Wade

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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