- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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