There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Michael Castillo is gay

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

my namew is jd

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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