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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

A black man in a country bar.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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