What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Anti-joke.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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penis

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your a towel.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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A ginger was with his friends

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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