How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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soccor

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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