What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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