- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

womens rights

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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