Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Soccer...

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