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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Guess what.. chicken butt

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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