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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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