- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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