Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

I need a good anti joke....

I lost my tractor.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Darude - Sandstorm

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Shit!

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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