- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

The cow went moo

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

my namew is jd

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Zach Barlow

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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