what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What is cold? Winter

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