- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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