Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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toast points

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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The WNBA

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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