What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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A midget walks under a bar

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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