- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

9/11

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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