what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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9/11

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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