Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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British Dentistry

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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