What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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