Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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matt shut up

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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