what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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