What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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