Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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a man died

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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