What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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The 80's

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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