What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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knock knock whos there not me

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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