Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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British Dentistry

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Flop dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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