Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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