Paperclip... BANANA?!

A seal walks into a club.

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

Your mom walks into a bar.

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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