Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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