What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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1 Jew XD

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Mrs. Welsh

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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