- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's the difference between a duck?

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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