What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

yo mama's so fat!!!

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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