A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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I like hats XD!

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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