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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

123 Main street

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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