- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

your father died

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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