Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

2 women were sitting quietly

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Yo daddy!

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

hey bill!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...