3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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