What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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The cow went moo

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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