Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

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