How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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womens rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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19th amendment

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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