Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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