- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Bloody kids ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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