Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Heartlight

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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