I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Where do babies come from? My garage

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

I like hats XD!

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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