What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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I'm gay. No homo.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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