- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

I have Alzheimer. What?

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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