i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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soccor

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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womens rights to vote

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47

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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