Women's rights...

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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womens rights

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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