why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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An asian without a future.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Anti Joke

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