my friend is gay hes gay

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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monkey sponge

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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404 Error: Joke not found

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Melbourne Football Club.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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obama

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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she wasn't 18

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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