Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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A women president

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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