why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Dogs

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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poo is yummy

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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If you are my friend like it!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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