- Anti Joke

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.