- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Gay's rights

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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