- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Guess what.. chicken butt

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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