- Anti Joke

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

a ginger has a soul

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

a ginger has a soul

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________