Ted Haggard.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Spinabifita

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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