how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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a potato flew around my room

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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An asian without a future.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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