why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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An asian without a future.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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A man made a sandwich.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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