What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Michael Castillo is gay

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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