Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Women's rights...

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