- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Women's rights

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

womens rights

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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