Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's the difference between a duck?

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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you will now laugh.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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