- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Knock Knock Yes?

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

An asian without a future.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

I have Alzheimer. What?

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