your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Gay's rights

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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