How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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