- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

2 women were sitting quietly

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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