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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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zebras

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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obama

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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