Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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poo is yummy

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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